thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

(Source: pusheen)

魔法少女まとめ // 肋兵器

(Source: hikikomo-ri)

aquariuscest:

hoW DO I EVEN LISTEN TO A SONG 50 TIMES IN 24 HOURS

ribbon-queen:

 (✿◠‿◠) more pink pretty and kawaii here (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: milkybubbletea)

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

rhamphotheca:

Scientists Capture One of the World’s Rarest Big Cats on Film

by Jeremy Hance

Less than a hundred kilometers from the bustling metropolis of Jakarta, scientists have captured incredible photos of one of the world’s most endangered big cats: the Javan leopard (Panthera pardus melas). Taken by a research project in Gunung Halimun-Salak National Park, the photos show the magnificent animal relaxing in dense primary rainforest. Scientists believe that fewer than 250 mature Javan leopard survive, and the population may be down to 100…

(read more: MongaBay)              (photos: Age Kridalaksana/CIFOR)

constrixii:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight

deliriantdog:

(x)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

londonwarrior:

I like my roses on leather….

satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD

shortylego:

Never stop being this adorable, Hiccup

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

classicteacake:

oncelers-eyelashes:

dizylizy:

“What!? No! I would never hit this little guy!”

Ouch.

and you know what’s even sadder? Bears only live about 30 years. This was probably the last time he ever saw pipsqueak

(Source: vanvonsch)